Seperti yang gue bilang di post sebelumnya, sekarang ini posisi gue lagi di Undip, Semarang untuk menuntut ilmu. Capek! Sumpah, capek banget! Kuliah dari pagi sampe malem, dari senin sampe sabtu.. Dan ternyata gue harus menerima pengalaman pahit; gue baru aja kemalingan! Tidaaaaaaak..!!!
Gue kemalingan benda yang secara harga bisa dibilang murah sih.. Tapi masalahnya benda itu nilai historisnya tinggi..
Gue tumbuh dan berkembang bersama benda itu..
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Gue menaiki lembah dan munuruni gunung bersamanya..
Gue bener2 gak bisa dipisahkan dengannya..
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Duh, gusti..!! Mengapa kau beri cobaan yang berat ini pada hambamu yang nampan- rupawan- bakwan ini..
Kolor warna biru kesayangan gue itu akhirnya hilang.. digondol maling..
gue cuma bisa pasrah- gelisah- muntah..
Ya, kolor warna biru dongker, sedikit agak biru navy itu hilang sesaat setelah dicuci.. Setiap hari posisinya kalo habis dicuci dan disetrika ada di dalam keranjang sampah.. eh, keranjang baju.. selalu menggodaku untuk dipakai.. Tapi sore itu terasa berbeda.. Saat gue gak bisa menemukan kolor biru kesayangan gue;
angin serasa berhenti berdesir...
waktu seakan berhenti mengalir...
jantung seakan berhenti berdetak...
kentut seakan berhenti keluar..
Dengan panik gue obrak-abrik keranjang baju-nya.. Keringetan.. Menahan air mata jatuh ke pipi yang chubby..
Tapi percuma.. dia sudah tiada.. gue cuma bisa berduka.
Beberapa hari kemudian, gue melakukan investigasi independen.. Lengkap dengan penyadap HP milik KPK (Komisi Penyelamat Kolor), kamera infra-red untuk pemotretan malam hari dan tak lupa bawa rantang isi bekal kalo laper..
Ternyata semua kerepotan investigasi itu gak berakhir sia-sia.. Berdasarkan olah TKP, penyadapan, penyamaran dan sebagainya, akhirnya gue berhasil menemukan 3 tersangka maling kolor biru gue.. Tinggal tunggu waktu aja sampe akhirnya gue bakal menggrebek mereka..
Berikut ini adalah foto 3 tersangka maling kolor biru gue lengkap dengan foto hasil pengintaian...
Jika lo ketemu, harap segera hubungi kantor polisi terdekat karena mereka dianggap berbahaya dan bersenjata.. Armed and dangerous!
Kurang ajar..!!
Kolor gue kagak bau ikan asin, tapi ayam bakar..!!
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@cacink: cepat tarik pasukanmu! Atau ku oles balsem di kutang ku.. haha
@ardee: Yah, kolor gue kan mengeluarkan aura menarik... Bisa buat pesugihan..
@monyetgaul: ini juga sama aja! Tarik pasukan mu! Jangan sampe gue gak nyuci kolor sampe lebih dari 3 hari yah..
@MYTPS: Auuww.. terimakasih! Mau donk aku dicuri kucing garonk! haha
@MNMN: Ini kok jadi kayak promosi kolor, sih? Aku mau kolor warna gradasi pelangi donk..
@Kungs: Iiiih.. kan gue dah bilang kalo tiap hari dicuci.. Makanya gue cerita kalo hilang pas ada di keranjang cucian.. Lagipula ini penting loh.. Lo mau cowo lo ada yang menggandul keluar dari celana gara2 kolornya hilang? Tentu tidak, kan? hah..
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d'oooh...
lo kudu ngerti keadaan tu kucing2..
mereka kena dampak krisis ekonomi...kmaren mreka curhat..mreka dah gak makan 9 bulan..
ikan teri ikutan ma'hal seiring naeknya harga BBM...jadi ibuk2 udah pada jarang masak ikan asin *judgement yg semena2 dan tidak didukung bukti akurat*
jadi mereka nyari alternatif makanan pengganti!!suruh siapa kolor lo bau ikan asin..
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btw, ikan asin sekarang emang mahal banget yah..
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ya ampuuuunnnn...
Sampeyan pada sutris tenanan :(
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mau?
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ge udah serius bacanya
rugi besar dah
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@bubba: Anjing yang ngemut barang lain ada gak? Misalnya ngemut tiang listrik.. Bisa bangkrut gue kalo kudu beli sepatu terus2an.. hehe
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