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Tapi entah kenapa gue ngeliatnya rada2.. emm.. gimanaaaaa.. gitu.. Soalnya dari penyajian dan testimonial, anak gadisnya jadi semacam bahan komoditi yang siap untuk dibungkus dan dikirim ke pembeli tertinggi. Dan ini tanggapan gue yang paling ramah, soalnya tadinya gue mo bilang kalo penyajiannya mirip di panti pijet.. Album foto yang pake nomer itu, loh... (Iiiiiihh.. kok gue tau sih? haha.. )
Kenapa gue bilang mirip? Soalnya beda dengan situs kontak jodoh, disini ada istilah "Bride Price".. Calon suami harus "menebus" si calon istri dengan bayaran yang lumayan gede.. emakin cantik maka akan semakin mahal... Mulai dari $ 30.000 sampai ada yang $ 99.000.. dan itu semua bukan pake daun..
Berikut beberapa testimonial yang gue copy-paste..
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Sesuai yang gue tebelin, jelas materi adalah alasan yang membuat para orangtua "menjual" anaknya.. But, well.. tiap orang punya alasannya masing2 dan gue gak mau menghakimi.. apalagi gue bukan sarjana hukum...
Gue jadi kepikiran untuk bikin prostitusi lewat sms.. cukup ketik WTS -spasi- warna kulit -spasi- ukuran bra -spasi- keahlian khusus -spasi- alamat lo..
Misalnya; WTS<spasi>PUTIH<spasi>36B<spasi>GOYANG NGEBOR<spasi>Jl. which-must-not-be-named
Kayaknya bakal rame kali yah.. Hmmm.. **ngitung2 modal di celengan.. **
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Setelah sedikit browsing, gue menemukan artikel yang menyatakan bahwa site tersebut cuma hoax atau lelucon yang gak lucu..
Bisa dilihat di: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp
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