Ini post rapelan gue, berhubung kemaren2 gue gak mood dan terlalu capek untuk duduk dan nulis didepan komputer berlama-lama.
Kenapa gue bisa terlalu capek hanya sekedar untuk nulis? Soalnya sekitar seminggu kemaren, ruangan kantor gue dirombak besar-besaran.. Dan gue salah satu korban yang harus bekerja membantu perombakan tersebut. Pekerjaannya termasuk yang berkaitan dengan: memotong, memukul, mencabut, mendorong, menarik, mengangkat, menekan, dan sejenisnya. Untuk itu maka gue kedapetan tugas: ngangkat barang keluar ruangan, mbongkar & mengamankan aset2 berharga (komputer/printer/scaner/dll), nyiapin kabel jaringan, ngeset jaringan, mindahin server rack yang naujubile beratnya, dan pekerjaan lainnya.
Sekat lama dibuang dan diganti yang baru.
Posisi digeser-geser biar muat dengan jumlah staff yang ada.
Kursi di ganti dengan yang lebih manusiawi, mengingat kursinya sering bikin jatuh orang yang duduk gara2 rodanya sering bergeser.
Lemari ditambah biar kardus dan file gak berceceran.
Pokoknya bener2 lengkap, walau dengan konsekuensi "KAYAKNYA" bonus tahunan bakal berkurang.. Itupun kalo memang ada "bonus tahunan"..
Tapi perubahan yang baik tersebut punya dampak yang kurang baik buat gue..
Efek samping 1: Lemak
As you know, beberapa minggu sebelumnya gue sedang memerangi lemak dengan cara mengurangi jatah makan gue, baik dalam hal frekuensi maupun kuantitas. Orang kerja biasanya butuh energi donk. Dan energi, datangnya dari makanan. Nah, saat bongkaran kemaren, selama 2 hari berturut2 (sabtu dan minggu) otomatis gue makan lebih banyak dari biasanya. Pagi, makan Lontong sayur. Siang, makan nasi padang. Malem, makan Nasi Goreng. Belum lagi minuman bersoda. Plus cemilan lain kayak gorengan, bakpau dan sebagainya. Pokoknya kuantitas dan frekuensinya jadi berantakan.
Dan pada hari senin, gue mulai ngerasa tanda2 calon gak enak body alias sakit. Nah, biasanya kalo gue mo sakit, kudu makan yang banyak.Akhirnya hari selasa gue bolos untuk mengembalikan stamina gue: Tidur yang banyak dan makan yang banyak.
Dan apa yang terjadi sodara-sodara..!! Berat gue naik lagi 3 kg, persis kayak semula..
Kesel banget! Tp mo gimaa lagi, daripada gue sakit.. Mendingan gemuk.. ehm, ralat.. berisi, tapi sehat.. daripada kurus tapi penyakitan..
Efek samping 2: Prestasi
Posisi terbaru, sekarang gue duduk ditengah2. Dah gak dipingir lagi. Dan posisi komputer gue sangat nyaman. Monitor menghadap nyaris ke tembok. Jadi gue bisa main Need for speed kalo lagi bengong dan tinggal teken Alt + Tab kalo bos mendekat dalam radius 10 meter. Nah, akibat dari hal ini.. Gue akhir2 ini suka teralihkan perhatiannya.. Akibat terlalu banyak menunda pekerjaan, akhirnya sekarang kerjaan jadi 5 lapis. Nasib, oh ya nasib..
Efek samping 3: Selingkuhan
Gue harus mengakuinya kepada anda2 semua: Gue punya selingkuhan! Namanya Aprilia..
Gue udah tergoda atas kemolekan tubuh yang lain..
Gue udah terbawa nafsu birahi ingin memilikinya..
Gue sempet pengen "poligami" aja.. Tapi sayangnya itu gak mungkin, sebab gue gak akan pernah memiliki Aprilia sepenuhnya..
Dan selain itu gue gak akan pernah meninggalkan "my only one": Wanda..
Si Aprilia ini adalah komputer baru gue di kantor... Body-nya lebih semlohei dari si Wanda.. Power-nya lebih ganas.. Tapi sayang attitude-nya gak seramah dan bersahaja kayak si Wanda.. Berhubung gue lebih mementingkan attitude dibanding sama body, itu yang bikin gue sadar dari "mabok kepayang" dan kembali ke pelukan Wanda.
Buat yang pengen tau, si Aprilia punya power Pentium Duo 3 Gb, DDR2 1 Gb, 120 Gb HDD, Lengkap dengan Wifi, TV Tuner, Wireless Mouse & Keyboard, 19" widescreen LCD, DVD-ROM, DVD-RW, integrated Wifi & Card Reader.. hmm.. yang gue inget itu doank..
Oia, kenapa namanya Aprilia..?? Soalnya gue dapet komputer itu pas bulan april.. Kalo bulan Februari, jadinya Febrina.. Kalo bulan Maret, jadinya Marshanda.. Untung bukan bulan Mei, soalnya bisa jadi Meimunah..
Btw, buat yang blom kenal Wanda, silahkan baca di sini.
Demikianlah update terbaru dari gue.. Walau gak penting, tapi mudah2an lo bisa ambil hikmahnya..
Oia, beberapa waktu yang lalu gue abis baca tabloid ibu2 staff di ruangan gue pas makan siang.. Dan ada kata2 yang gue masih inget sampe sekarang. Berhubung gue pelupa berat, akan lebih baik kalo gue buru2 tulis... So, here's my words of wisdom..
Pikiran mu akan menentukan kata-kata mu..
Kata-kata mu akan menentukan sikap mu..
Sikap mu akan menentukan karakter mu...
Karakter mu akan menentukan nasib mu..
See you, later...
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pha wrote:
asiiiiikkk...nyet ndut eh..berisi lagi...huehehehehhe
salam kenal ya buat Aprilia
*jadi kepikiran buat ngasi nama juga ke kompi yang ta adepin ini. any idea?*
teeweeq wrote:
Kalo kompie ku pha..mendingan namanya jadula, secara kompie gue sisa pun dengan spec jaman dahulu kala, so namanya mendingan jadula. Gimana pha??
pha wrote:
mmm...tapi kan ga mungkin nama kompi kita sama. gw harus cari nama laen nih...
warnanya kan item..jadi nama belakangnya "black", tinggal cari nama depannya. gw pengen kompi gw punya nama depan n nama belakang biar kayak orang beneran. tapi kalo "black" kok biasa banget yak? warna item dalam bahasa laen yang seperti keren buat jadi nama belakang itu apa aja siy?
prizka lagee... wrote:
kasih nama aja oelpha item....hehehehhehehe.....biar berasa siapanya Audy getooooooo.......
huehehehehehheheh........
hmm....naek turun naek turun....berani tarohan tuh badan sebenernya kagak bakal bisa turun lagi beratnya! terlalu banyak godaan yg gak bisa loe hindari....
ZeAL wrote:
@pha:
Kasih nama "Jack Black" aja..
great actor.. funny... tapi ancur dan body-nya gak banget...
Atau kalo pengen pake bahasa lain, jadi "ireng" aja.. ntar bisa jadi "ireng maulana"...
@prizka:
Yakin mau taruhan..??
Lo mo mempertaruhkan apa emangnya?
Taruhan kolor..??
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