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Ini sebuah langkah kecil untuk kura-kura namun langkah besar bagi Kerajaan Binatang!!
Dan ini sebuah kenyataan bahwa kura-kura gue berenang gaya punggung terus-terusan.. gak ganti gaya lagi.. selamanya..foreper en eper..
Yup, kura-kura backpacker ku telah pergi berpetualang di alam lain... Inalillahi..
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Setelah beberapa hari memelihara, gue akhirnya menyadari betapa bau-nya mereka..
Makan banyak, pup & pipis banyak..
Makan sedikit, pup & pipis tetep aja banyak..
Berhubung kandangnya deket sama kamar nyokap, jadi baunya kemana-mana.. Nyokap protes.. Binun gue..
Sambil mikir gimana caranya biar mereka gak bau, akhirnya gue melakukan hal yang dulu gue anggap ide yang brillian: Hamsternya gue mandiin.. Lengkap pake shampoo urang-aring biar bulunya kuat dan tidak mudah rontok..
Dan prosesi mandi-memandikan ini gak cuma sekali.. tapi beberapa kali..
Saat itu musim hujan dan kandang hamster ada di teras luar.. Setelah pagi hari mandi, kadang malamnya kandang mereka "bocor" (kalo gak mau dibilang "keguyur" hujan). Maka setelah beberapa minggu gue melihara mereka, sukseslah mereka pada sakit.. Dan satu persatu mereka tewas kedinginan & sakit di medan laga yang dingin! Inalillahi...
Diwaktu yang berbeda, gue pernah mungut kucing nyasar ke rumah gue.. Kucingnya bukan sembarang kucing.. tapi kucing angora.. Kira2 tampilannya kaya yang difoto.. tapi dia lebih dekil, warnanya lebih hitam dan ada pitak bekas luka di deket leher..
Kucingnya energetic, seneng banget lari2.. terutama melarikan diri dari rumah gue..
Berhubung baru kali ini melihara kucing "kaya" dengan penampilan "miskin", gue bingung mo ngasih makan apa.. Ternyata mo kucing kampung, angora, persia atau sebagainya, tetep aja doyan sama yang namanya ikan asin..
Biar si kucing gampang dipanggil, dia gue kasih nama... Butuh waktu yang cukup lama untuk meramu dan mengkomposisi nama yang berkualitas agar sesuai dengan penampilan dan perilakunya. Kalo orang jawa bilang, biar dia gak keberatan nama...
Nama kucing tersebut: John Frengky (SERIUS!)
John Frengky itu kucing yang rada bandel dan liar.. mungkin dia lagi stress gara2 kesasar dari rumahnya yang mewah dan megah, dan terjebak di rumah megah tapi sering bocor dan penghuni rumahnya doyan ikan asin...
Akibat betapa bandelnya si John Frengky, akhirnya gue sekeluarga menyerah untuk mendidik nya.. Bingung harus digimanain, gue coba kontak beberapa temen gue.. siapa tau ada yang mau menampung seekor kucing angora- tapi- rada- bulukan- dan- gak- tau- aturan- gara- gara- stress - mungkin- kebanyakan- ikan- asin..
Selang beberapa hari, gue dapet kabar kalo ada yang bersedia menjadi korban.. eh, majikan si John Frengky..
Gue inget banget pas hari seserahan.. (serasa nikahan aja) Waktu gue bilang namanya John Frengky, temennya temen gue cuma bengong gituh.. Seakan-akan berkata; "Ini yang stress kucingnya apa majikannya?"..
Selamat jalan John Frengky, sampai kita bertemu lagi..!!! Au revoir!!
Sekarang gue sudah menyadari, ternyata modal "pandai, gemar menabung, nampan dan rupawan" tidak cukup untuk merawat seekor (apalagi lebih) binatang peliharaan.. Butuh ketekunan.. Ilmu yang mendalam dalam perawatan.. Banyak..!!
Sekarang gue cuma melihara 1 jenis binatang: ikan mas di kolam belakang.. Dan lebih tepatnya bukan memelihara, tapi memberi makan.. Sebab kalo memelihara kesannya harus sering-sering bercengkrama dengan mereka.. Dan gue sadar kalo gak mungkin gue yang seukuran bayi gajah yang imut, untuk nyemplung ke kolam seukuran 1.5 m x 1 m...
Gue ucapkan selamat jalan untuk para mantan peliharaanku.. Gue minta maaf atas segala segala kesalahannku... Semoga kalian semua tenang di alam sana.. Amien..
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dari mana si asal muasal nama john frengky? ko ga "kucing banget"? bayanganku jadi itu kucing sering bawa2 gitar kaya john lennon or franky sahilatua
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kok garuk2, mbak..?? Kutuan ya? Ketularan peliharaannya? hehehe..
Asal muasalnya nama "John Frengky" itu murni unsur ketidak sengajaan.. Melintas begitu aja dikepala dan mengalir ke mulut.. Persis kayak orang latah..
Dia sengaja "dimanusiakan", karena sesuai dengan pancasila, sila ke 2..
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