Andai Shakespeare jadi seorang PNS, maka dia akan menanggapi "Apalah arti sebuah nama?" dengan; "Penting banget, gitu looochh..!!"
Gak beberapa waktu yang lalu, gue dibuat repot dengan mengurus syarat administrasi untuk pengangkatan dari CPNS ke PNS. Kudu nyiapin foto, SK pengangkatan, surat kesehatan, surat kelulusan, surat kelakuan baik, surat cinta, surat bebas rabies dan bejibun surat-surat lainnya..
But there's one big problem...
Ternyata nama gue salah ketik..
di SK : Wicak Hardhika Putra
tapi..
di BP3 : Wicak Hardhikaputra
Yup, kesalahan yang simpel... cuma salah spasi.. Tapi akibat spasi sialan itu, gue sampe kudu bolak-balik 4x ke bagian biro kepegawaian...
Menurut wejangan bokap, nama asli gue adalah Hardhikaputra.. disambung..
"Biar kayak 'soekarnoputra' gitu, lohh..", kata bokap sambil petantang-petenteng...
Dan gue percaya aja....
Dan gue juga ngomong dengan yakin ke ibu penerima- syarat- administrasi- yang- kayaknya- mulai- bosen- ngeliat- gue- bolak- balik- keruangannya. "Sumpeh dah, bu.. Nama saya 'hardhikaputra', gak pake spasi.. biar kayak 'soekarnoputra' gitu loch...", kata gue semangat dengan gaya ikutan bokap; petantang-petenteng..
Ibunya ngomong dengan antusias rendah, "Kamu bawa aja Ijasah Perguruan Tinggi.. Soalnya administrasi negara, dasarnya pake itu..".
Ya, sudah.. mo gimana lagi.. gue kudu balik lagi untuk ngambil ijasah..
Besok pagi-nya, sebelum berangkat ngantor, gue mbongkar lemari baju gue untuk ngambil ijasah..
Lemari gue ini bener-bener multi fungsi.. Selain buat menyimpan pakaian, bisa digunakan untuk hal lainnya.. diantaranya:
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Box :
Gue naro kardus jam... kardus hp.. kardus minyak wangi.. kardus kulkas... di dalam lemari gue.. Gue taro disitu biar gampang dicari, mudah diraih, dan terjaga kebersihannya.. Memang jadinya sempit banget lemari gue, tapi gue merasa nyaman dengan keadaan itu.. Tapi baru2 ini, barang2 tersebut mulai dipindahkan, masih tetap di lemari yang sama tapi beda laci.. Dah gak digabung lagi dengan pakaian...
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Yup, dulu waktu kelupaan ngasih kapur barus yang sudah habis, lemari gue sempet beralih fungsi menjadi peternakan.. Hewan yang diternakan meliputi Kecoak dan semut.. Tapi itu duluuuu.. Berkat dengan menaikkan anggaran pembelian kapur barus, akhirnya peternakan tersebut ditutup dan disegel.. Paling cuma ada kecoak pendatang yang numpang lewat aja karena kelupaan naro kolor yang belum dicuci disitu.. euuuwwww...
...
Gila, ngelanturnya jauh banget...
...
So, akhirnya gue menemukan ijasah gue.. Dan ternyata eh, ternyata nama gue disitu pake spasi: "Hardhika Putra"...
Waduh, gimana coba... Bakal ribet nih urusannya..
Setelah konfirmasi ke bokap, "Ahh.. Kamu itu Hardhikaputra.. gak pake spase.. biar kayak soekarnoputra, gitu looch.."
Setelah mikir lama.. ngupil yang dalem.. akhirnya gue ada ide.. Gue liat aja Akte Kelahiran..
Akhirnya gue ngubek-ngubek lagi lemarinya.. dan ketemu..
Dan disitulah terpampang nama gue dengan gagah: Wicak Hardhika Putra.. dengan spasi..
Sambil misuh-misuh, gue ngadu ke bokap sambil nunjukin buktinya..
Dan bokap bereaksi sambil megang jidatnya, "Waduuuuuhh.. dasar geblek nih yang ngetik.. Namamu itu gak pake spasi.."
Ya sudahlah..
Akhirnya setelah hampir 25 tahun, gue sekarang baru mengetahui nama asli gue; Hardhika Putra, dengan spasi...
PS: Sejauh ini blom ada rencana selametan pake bubur merah-putih..
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pha wrote:
hahahahah....
Selama ini kemana aja mas, punya akta kelahiran ko ga perna diliat. Tapi setidaknya kamu uda berhasil menemukan identitas aslimu yang resmi menurut catatan administrasi negara. Biar ga bingung lagi ama namamu di tahun2 mendatang. Kan ga lucu kalo tau2 tar nongol dengan muka ala tokoh protagonis di sinetron indonesia yang baru kena amnesia gara2 kecelakaann yang disengaja oleh tokoh antagonisnya, bertanya "who am i?"
prizka cute-cat wrote:
wakakakakkakakakakkaka.........
ke-PD-an semuanyahhhhhhhh........
makanya...........
hahahahahhahahahhahahha.........
setauku dari dulu namamu tuh pake spasi....
hihihihihihihihi....
trus piye?????
ZeAL wrote:
hehehe...
Lagian, siapa yang ngeliat-liat akte kelahiran kayak ngeliat album foto?
Dan siap pula yang mbaca akte kelahiran kayak mbaca majalah playboy?
Kalo ada, bakal gue cium... smmmmuuuachh..
btw, tokoh yang amnesia dan bertanya "who am i?" udah ada.. Jack Chan, di film "who am i?".. hehe..
indah wrote:
eh..tapih...gak nyangka ih kalo namamu ada spasinya...kirain hardhikaputra..kaya soekarnoputra..ehm..ganti akte aja!! demi idealisme!!! ntar kita dtg d pas sidangnya....how?
ZeAL wrote:
ngeceeee... ngeceeee... Sudahlah.. nikmati saja "hardhika putra"-nya... Rejeki udah punya masing-masing.. (LHO?!?!)
tree wrote:
he.....he..... lo tuch lucu banget seh, tapi gw harusnya prihatin ato ketawa aja yach???? ach tapi iu kan ga penting. tapi apa perlu yach bikin bubur merah putih lagi.... waduhh.....
ZeAL wrote:
Ketawa aja donk... Kalo bisa, ketawa-nya sambil nraktir gue..
Dan jangan lupa, gue di doa-in biar dengan nama baru gue ini bisa membawa dan mengangkat berkah, martabat dan hakekat gue..
Btw, udah gak jaman pake bubur merah-putih lagi.. Sekarang jamannya baked potatoe with cheese and beef... Nyam!
pha wrote:
emang uda berhasil bikin resepnya nyet?
cicip dong...kejunya yang banyak yah...huehehehe
ZeAL wrote:
Resep untuk rasa-nya dah mantaab.. tinggal ngilangin efek samping aja: mencret..
No big deal..
san wrote:
o.i..a ngomong2,, nich,, anaknya dikasih nama apa,, hardhikaputra aja yach,,, biar inget terus,,
[ZeAL] wrote:
Gak usah dinamain hardhikaputra juga pasti ingetlah..
Rencananya sih anak gue dinamain sesuai keadaan saat kelahiran...
Misal pas mbrojol, keadaan sedang terang bulan purnama.. Jadilah anak gue dinamain "Luna Hardhika Putri"...
Atau nongol pas lagi hujan petir, jadilah nama anak gue "Guntur Hardhika Putra"..
Mudah2an anak gue gak lahir di becak, takut namanya jadi "Genjot Hardhika Putra"...
boysnocry wrote:
Hehehe...ini toh kejadianya ;))
knapa istilah dari shakespeare ini jd terkenal ya =))
-kÜyÄ- wrote:
BuOdOr..
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Dan bokap bereaksi sambil megang jidatnya, "Waduuuuuhh.. dasar geblek nih yang ngetik.. Namamu itu gak pake spasi.."
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